Purim Jokes

How do we know that Achashverosh had a telephone?

First he gave Haman a ring, then he hung him up.


What month did the Megillah start in?

ויהי בימי in May.


Which of Haman’s sons was the best swimmer?

Dalphon- he was a dolphin.


How do we know to wash before we eat?

First came Vashti, then came Esther.


How do we know that the people in Shushan were hard of hearing?

ויהי בימי אחשוואראש who? Achashverosh.


What’s the point of a hamantash?

It has 3 points.


How do we know Achashverosh had an aquarium?

He gave Haman the royal seal.


Why is the Megillah named after a woman and not a man?

Because a lady can take a little story and turn it into a long Megillah.






About mushkie lewis

Hi, I'm Mushkie Lewis. I'm 14 years old and in 8th grade. I live in Crown Heights, NY and go to Bais Rivkah. I love being a YALDAH blogger!

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  1. 1

    cute jokes!

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    Thanks ;)

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    Graduation trip is 2moro (wednesday)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LOL, these are hilarious! :D I especially like the first one about “hanging up” on Haman.

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    Thanks ;)
    btw, any1 from bais rivkah who gets shabbos treats, these are the same jokes

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